Event Horizon

Where I stand on the "age-old" rivalry:

Ninja Kill Pirate Now	Ninjafest!	Ninjas Are More Awesome Than Pirates

I mean seriously. How can you expect to be feared with one eye, wooden limbs, and a bird on your shoulder? ^_~

EDIT: While listening to a YouTube playlist of mine, was suddenly struck by the realization that the Ninjafest! transitions sync up with the drum line of the opening for "A Million Miles Away", Offspring. Eeeeee!