schizoauthoress: (A Spark in the Dark)
Title: Kaí Emoí (I, Too)
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: none, AU challenge
Prompt: Anonymous askbox prompt "Arthurian au Jason/Kon"
Warnings: forced cross-dressing, pre-slash
Word Count: 2138
Summary: Sir Dinadan, Squire Conon, and Iason. Like attracts like. And they're all dorks.
Note: adapted from incidents within "The Fyrste and the Seconde Boke of Syr Trystrams de Lyones" in Le Morte Darthur (Sir Thomas Malory)

Word of the Day: crasis, noun:
1. Composition; constitution; makeup.
2. a type of contraction in which two vowels or diphthongs merge into one new vowel or diphthong — making one word out of two.

Kaí Emoí

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schizoauthoress: (A Spark in the Dark)
Title: Impasse
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: G
Spoilers: none, just this is a "Tana didn't die" AU
Prompt: "Give me a couple and I'll write a drabble about them as parents." Daggerpen on Tumblr prompted me with Kon/Tana
Warnings: none
Word Count: 330
Summary: No bed! says Kon and Tana's young child.
Word of the Day: ensconce, verb:
1. To settle securely or snugly.
2. To cover or shelter; hide securely.


"Kamaka Moon, you come down from the ceiling this instant,” Tana Moon said sternly, craning her neck to look at her child. “It’s bedtime!”

Kamaka shook their head sharply and pressed more into the high corner of the room. “Not sleepy! No bed!” Despite the proclamation, Kamaka couldn’t stop a yawn.

"I am not going to ask you again." Tana folded her arms over her chest and tapped her foot once against the hardwood floor. "One."

"I would do what she tells you, Kam honey," Kon-El Moon warned as he walked into the living room where the confrontation was taking place, sounding quietly amused.

"Two!" Tana said, with another tap of her foot.

Kamaka glared down at their parents with a mighty pout on their little brown face. Kon quirked up an eyebrow at the fierce expression. He didn’t even need to glance at his wife to know that she was matching their child’s expression almost exactly.

And then Kamaka stuck their tongue out at both parents.

Tana sucked a breath in sharply through her nose. And Kon knew that Kamaka had pushed just a little too far. He reached his tactile telekinesis through the floor and up the wall, grabbing on to Kamaka and propelling the child downward as though on an invisible elevator. Kamaka squealed with surprise — but no fear — and their less developed TTK poked at the stronger kinetic force wrapped around them.

"I don’t know why you don’t want to sleep, Kamaka," Kon said, walking slowly toward the child, "but you know not to make rude faces to Mommy and Daddy."

Hearing the disappointment in Daddy’s voice made Kamaka’s defiant expression crumple. “S-sorry, Mommy! Sorry, Daddy!”

Tana approached too, her voice more gentle than before. “Why ‘no bed’, darling?”


"Oh, Kamaka," Kon said with a little laugh, as he scooped up their child and hugged them tight for a moment. "Don’t you know? There’s no monsters in our house. Mommy scares them away."
schizoauthoress: (A Spark in the Dark)
Title: Paying It Forward
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: PG
Spoilers: the final arc of Teen Titans v3
Warnings: none
Word Count: 381
Summary: After Superboy-Prime's "Legion of Doom" was defeated, they still had to pick up the pieces. Headcase isn't expecting any help from the Teen Titans, but it comes anyway, from a different source.
Note: This fic is influenced by [ profile] pervyficgirl's Kind of Majorly Kicked Ass (and will be part of what I'm calling the "Team Castoffs Maxiverse")
Word of the Day: spleenful, adjective:
1. Ill-humored; irritable or peevish; spiteful; splenetic.
2. Full of or displaying spleen.

Paying It Forward

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schizoauthoress: (Cancer--I Peench Feets)
Title: Artifice
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Adventure Comics (2009) #6
Warnings: I fanwank away the things that bother me
Prompt: “Feint, three weeks later”, prompted by [ profile] phoenixofborg for the Time Stamp Meme
Word Count: 976
Summary: Unseen assistance is the safest alternative
Word of the Day: mumpsimus, noun:
1. Adherence to or persistence in an erroneous use of language, memorization, practice, belief, etc., out of habit or obstinacy.
2. A person who persists in a mistaken expression or practice.


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schizoauthoress: (A Spark in the Dark)
Title: Adventus III: Better (or Worse) Than Chewing Gum
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: G
Spoilers: Fortress!verse AU -- mostly Superboy v3
Warnings: holiday fluff
Prompt/Fill: "Candy Cane" from the Christmas Advent Prompts list.
Word Count: 731
Summary: Sometimes Superboy forgets that Match knows things but hasn't experienced them yet.

Timeline Note: Part of the Christmas season shown in Adventus I.

Adventus III: Better (or Worse) Than Chewing Gum

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schizoauthoress: (A Spark in the Dark)
Title: Adventus II: Warmth
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Fortress!verse AU -- mostly Superboy v3 and Young Justice v1
Warnings: mild language, holiday fluff, established clonecest, guys kissing (so skip this if that's not your thing)
Prompt/Fill: "Hot Cocoa" from the Christmas Advent Prompts list.
Word Count: 1818
Summary: It's not a very merry situation, but at least they have each other.
Word of the Day: compeer, noun:
1. Close friend; comrade.
2. An equal in rank, ability, accomplishment, etc.; peer; colleague.
verb: (Archaic.) To be the equal of; match.

Timeline Note: This is a different Christmas, taking place when (in canon) Superboy is living in Suicide Slum as the superintendent of an apartment building. Superboy's Kryptonian name is still Kon-El, and Match's Kryptonian name is Von-El.

Adventus II: Warmth

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schizoauthoress: (A Spark in the Dark)
Title: Adventus I: Match and the Musical Mystery
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Fortress!verse AU -- mostly Superboy v3 and references to Superboy and the Ravers v1 #5
Warnings: mild language, holiday fluff
Prompt/Fill: "Caroling" from the Christmas Advent Prompts list.
Note: "The Times" means the Times Supermarket, a chain headquartered in Honolulu. There are 25 stores spread throughout the islands.
Word Count: 855
Summary: Match is being stalked!
Word of the Day: guff, noun:
1. Empty or foolish talk; nonsense.
2. Insolent talk.

Timeline Note: Superboy's first birthday is shown in "Superboy v3 Annual #2" (1995). The Christmas shown in "Superboy and the Ravers #5" (1997) is assumed to be his second Christmas, because I think the Metropolis Kid debuted in the summertime? I'm not 100% certain.

Soon after the events of Ravers #6, Superboy is kidnapped by the Agenda (Superboy v3 #34-36) and Match is created. So Match's first Christmas takes place before his first birthday -- timelinewise, he was likely created some time in January.

Adventus I: Match and the Musical Mystery

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schizoauthoress: (A Spark in the Dark)
Title: Dissolution I
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Fortress!verse AU -- this references an event in "Superboy and the Ravers" but only in passing, and fills in time between Match's debut storyline and 'Meltdown'.
Warnings: mild language, bb!clones being adorable
Prompt/Fill: Any, any, this is exponentially worse
Word Count: 4262
Summary: It's a clone thing, and a family thing.
Word of the Day: hieratic, adjective: 1. Highly restrained or severe in emotional import: Some of the more hieratic sculptures leave the viewer curiously unmoved.

Note: I'm writing this so I can write you "Adventus"; I'm cutting it in two because the second half is fighting being written. XD Chronologically, this is the second story in the "Fortress!verse" AU.

Dissolution I

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schizoauthoress: (A Spark in the Dark)
Title: Sing for the Hopeless
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Superboy v3 #73 and #74, a little bit for "Sins of Youth", but it goes AU from #74
Warnings: AU! Large swaths of action and dialogue are lifted from the issues, because that's how I roll. Violence and mild language warning. Some allusions to torture.
Prompt/Fill: Any, any, all is all, you're no good, you don't cry like you should. (Breaking Benjamin)
Word Count: 6098
Summary: Dubbilex makes the right move, and the consequences of that action build up to be startling.
Note: this is a prequel written to set up a story for a prompt from dokuhan
Word of the Day: fabulist, noun:
1. A liar.
2. A person who invents or relates fables.

Sing for the Hopeless

'Go to Habitat.'

The thought was a command, but it also felt like a thought of his own. Dubbilex walked through the halls of the Cadmus Project, turning aside the attention of anyone he encountered. It was easy to escape their notice, both because it was a simple telepathic push to keep their brains from recognizing that he was there and because he'd been doing it for such a long time. There was an odd pulse of amusement, again seeming to come from within and without simultaneously.

Then he became aware of the Gene-Gnome... the only friend and ally he had left at the Cadmus Project. It must have been the Gnome's idea to leave for the tree-city. Dubbilex did not mind. It was a good idea to see what Superboy and his allies had planned.

He walked on, complacent.


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schizoauthoress: (Love Monster (pit bull in advert))
Title: Disorderly Conduct
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: G
Spoilers: refers to a scene from the "Reign of the Supermen" arc (Text refers to "Superman", since Superboy was referring to himself as such at the time)
Warnings: AU
Prompt/Fill: from [ profile] daggerpen -- "Kon/Tana, cop AU. (IDEK…)"
Word Count: 498
Summary: This definitely never happened to the original Superman...
Word of the Day: incondite, adjective:
1. Ill-constructed; unpolished: incondite prose.
2. Crude; rough; unmannerly.

Note: Yes, there's a teeny cameo from a crossover cornerstone character. Why the hell not?

Disorderly Conduct

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schizoauthoress: (Zombies--A Coping Guide)
Title: Reactionary
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Superboy v3 #36
Warnings: AU, bits of dialogue taken from the issue
Word Count: 439
Summary: It's the right goddamn choice.
Note: The very, very first thing I ever wrote for the Fortress!verse. Therefore, this is the launcher of the Superboy/Match ship for me. :D

Word of the Day: aperçu, noun:
1. A hasty glance; a glimpse.
2. An immediate estimate or judgment; understanding; insight.
3. An outline or summary.


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schizoauthoress: (Jayne Could Get Naked)
Title: No Stupid Questions
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress & Faile Neume
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: probably nothing, screw canon, we do what we want
Warnings: sex, frot, Kon-El/Jason Todd pairing
Word Count: 3506
Summary: ...You weren't supposed to know.
Note: The majority of this story was adapted from a roleplay chat that I had with Justine, hence she gets co-author credit. (Also the shift from Conner to Kon in text is deliberate.)

Word of the Day: crib, verb:
1. To pilfer or steal, especially to plagiarize.
crib, noun:
5. Informal. A. A translation, list of correct answers, or other illicit aid used by students while reciting, taking exams, or the like; pony. B. Plagiarism. C. A petty theft.
8. Any confined space.
9. Slang. A house, shop, etc., frequented by thieves or regarded by thieves as a likely place for burglarizing.
Note: "Crib" has six definitions as a verb, and seventeen definitions as a noun, so I just cut the ones that inspired me with this.

No Stupid Questions

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schizoauthoress: (I Read Your Fanfic -- The Shining)
Title: And If You Wrong Us
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: R
Spoilers: Superboy v3 #74, scenes and dialogue taken from Sins of Youth #2 (the conclusion)
Warnings: character death, murder, AU, violence, blood
Word Count: 2236
Summary: Kon and Tana have been wronged. Two wrongs don't make a right, but it almost makes the hurt go away...
Word of the Day: brisance, noun:
The shattering effect of a high explosive.

Note: I don't know if things would be better this way, but they'd certainly be different.

And If You Wrong Us

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schizoauthoress: (Danny+Surprise_MLP-OTP)
Title: Taste Test
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: G
Spoilers: set during Superboy's Hero of Hawaii days (probably around the late #30s)
Warnings: none really
Prompt/Fill: wrench-wench on Tumblr prompted -- Tana Moon/Superboy. The prompt is "gelato vs. ice cream"
Word Count: 533
Summary: No accounting for it...
Word of the Day: esculent, adjective:
Suitable for use as food; edible.

Taste Test

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schizoauthoress: (Labyrinth--Where is Bathroom?)
Title: Sweet and Musical
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: G
Spoilers: set during the Hero of Hawaii days
Warnings: baby clone being a jerk?, schmoop
Prompt/Fill: First sentence and pairing provided by beaschalantasyoulike on Tumblr.
Word Count: 530
Summary: Punishing the small injustices...
Word of the Day: remora, noun:
1. An obstacle, hindrance, or obstruction.
(Remora is derived from the Latin word remorārī meaning "to delay.")

Sweet and Musical

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schizoauthoress: (Jayne Could Get Naked)
Title: If the Moment Ever Comes
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: PG
Spoilers: none that I know of? Maybe for future interludes of "You, Me, and Baby -- And Butler Makes Four"
Prompt/Fill: Any, any, Give me your kisses, I'll give you my heart
Warnings: babies, mild language, Kon-El/Jason Todd pairing
Word Count: 1035
Summary: Little stolen moments...

Word of the Day: alembic, noun:
1. Anything that transforms, purifies, or refines.
2. A vessel with a beaked cap or head, formerly used in distilling.
(Alembic is derived from the Arabic word al-anbiq, which means "a distilling cup." It developed its broader meaning in the 1300s.)

If the Moment Ever Comes

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schizoauthoress: (Danny+Surprise_MLP-OTP)
Title: Devious Stares in My Direction
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: G
Spoilers: Hah! Screw your timelines, I refuse to be fettered!
Warnings: fluff, crack, Kon-El/Jason Todd pairing, these boys are goofballs
Word Count: 379
Summary: Their third-favorite pastime, after sex and snuggles.
Word of the Day: morceau, noun:
1. Piece; morsel.
2. An excerpt or passage of poetry or music.

Devious Stares in My Direction

"Oh, cherry pie!" Kon exclaimed in a rapturous voice, as he held the pie tin up to his face and rubbed his cheek against the side.

"...would you two like to be alone?" Jason asked in the driest tone of voice he could muster (and, having been educated partially by a proper English butler, he could muster quite a bit).

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schizoauthoress: (Default)
To be clear, I don't care if you ship something I don't ship. (In this case, Tim/Kon.) I don't care if you write/read/draw subjects like abuse -- or incest, rape, or torture. It's all fictional, and as long as it stays that way, we're cool.

I couldn't avoid the picture that spawned this fic, because: it was on Tumblr, I track the "Superboy" tag, and Tumblr Savior refuses to work for me. And it bothered me to see this was something that people thought was cute or funny... because all I could see was the behavior that read "abusive" to me. So I just wanted to put a different spin on things.
Title: Punching Bag
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: PG, but mind the warning
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Tim/Kon with abusive behavior by significant other
Word Count: 172
Summary: It doesn't "hurt" him, but Kon is bothered anyway.
Note: Prompted by this sketch comic by ItoMaki-chan. It's part of a trend in fandom I don't agree with, but no disrespect to ItoMaki is meant with this ficlet. In a way I'm grateful that this inspired a fic.

Punching Bag

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schizoauthoress: (Cancer--I Peench Feets)
Written for my friend [ profile] _sephet_, and based in a DCU AU of her creation. Happy 23rd, hon!


Title: Learning Curve
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Teen Titans v3 #100 (AU of, takes place after)
Warnings: lots of characters being introduced, somewhat fluffy
Prompt: "I know immature is your middle name -- but what's mine?"
Word Count: 1472
Summary: The farm is busier than ever, for an unusual reason.

Learning Curve

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schizoauthoress: (Dani--Face Your Manga)
Ignoring the reboot and terrible current canons in favor of my favorite time for Superboy.

Title: Late Nights
Author: D.L. SchizoAuthoress
Rating: G
Spoilers: the timeframe jumps a little for this series of fic, but it's almost all set during Superboy's "Hero in Hawaii" days; no spoilers unless you haven't read Superboy v3.
Warnings: het pairing, age gap
Word Count: 877
Summary: Superboy protests all-nighters.

Late Nights

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