Event Horizon

Title: Impasse
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: G
Spoilers: none, just this is a "Tana didn't die" AU
Prompt: "Give me a couple and I'll write a drabble about them as parents." Daggerpen on Tumblr prompted me with Kon/Tana
Warnings: none
Word Count: 330
Summary: No bed! says Kon and Tana's young child.
Word of the Day: ensconce, verb:
1. To settle securely or snugly.
2. To cover or shelter; hide securely.

Impasse

"Kamaka Moon, you come down from the ceiling this instant,” Tana Moon said sternly, craning her neck to look at her child. “It’s bedtime!”

Kamaka shook their head sharply and pressed more into the high corner of the room. “Not sleepy! No bed!” Despite the proclamation, Kamaka couldn’t stop a yawn.

"I am not going to ask you again." Tana folded her arms over her chest and tapped her foot once against the hardwood floor. "One."

"I would do what she tells you, Kam honey," Kon-El Moon warned as he walked into the living room where the confrontation was taking place, sounding quietly amused.

"Two!" Tana said, with another tap of her foot.

Kamaka glared down at their parents with a mighty pout on their little brown face. Kon quirked up an eyebrow at the fierce expression. He didn’t even need to glance at his wife to know that she was matching their child’s expression almost exactly.

And then Kamaka stuck their tongue out at both parents.

Tana sucked a breath in sharply through her nose. And Kon knew that Kamaka had pushed just a little too far. He reached his tactile telekinesis through the floor and up the wall, grabbing on to Kamaka and propelling the child downward as though on an invisible elevator. Kamaka squealed with surprise — but no fear — and their less developed TTK poked at the stronger kinetic force wrapped around them.

"I don’t know why you don’t want to sleep, Kamaka," Kon said, walking slowly toward the child, "but you know not to make rude faces to Mommy and Daddy."

Hearing the disappointment in Daddy’s voice made Kamaka’s defiant expression crumple. “S-sorry, Mommy! Sorry, Daddy!”

Tana approached too, her voice more gentle than before. “Why ‘no bed’, darling?”

"Monsters!"

"Oh, Kamaka," Kon said with a little laugh, as he scooped up their child and hugged them tight for a moment. "Don’t you know? There’s no monsters in our house. Mommy scares them away."

Title: Artifice
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Adventure Comics (2009) #6
Warnings: I fanwank away the things that bother me
Prompt: “Feint, three weeks later”, prompted by phoenixofborg for the Time Stamp Meme
Word Count: 976
Summary: Unseen assistance is the safest alternative
Word of the Day: mumpsimus, noun:
1. Adherence to or persistence in an erroneous use of language, memorization, practice, belief, etc., out of habit or obstinacy.
2. A person who persists in a mistaken expression or practice.

Artifice

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Title: Adventus II: Warmth
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Fortress!verse AU -- mostly Superboy v3 and Young Justice v1
Warnings: mild language, holiday fluff, established clonecest, guys kissing (so skip this if that's not your thing)
Prompt/Fill: "Hot Cocoa" from the Christmas Advent Prompts list.
Word Count: 1818
Summary: It's not a very merry situation, but at least they have each other.
Word of the Day: compeer, noun:
1. Close friend; comrade.
2. An equal in rank, ability, accomplishment, etc.; peer; colleague.
verb: (Archaic.) To be the equal of; match.

Timeline Note: This is a different Christmas, taking place when (in canon) Superboy is living in Suicide Slum as the superintendent of an apartment building. Superboy's Kryptonian name is still Kon-El, and Match's Kryptonian name is Von-El.

Adventus II: Warmth

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Title: Dissolution I
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Fortress!verse AU -- this references an event in "Superboy and the Ravers" but only in passing, and fills in time between Match's debut storyline and 'Meltdown'.
Warnings: mild language, bb!clones being adorable
Prompt/Fill: Any, any, this is exponentially worse
Word Count: 4262
Summary: It's a clone thing, and a family thing.
Word of the Day: hieratic, adjective: 1. Highly restrained or severe in emotional import: Some of the more hieratic sculptures leave the viewer curiously unmoved.

Note: I'm writing this so I can write you "Adventus"; I'm cutting it in two because the second half is fighting being written. XD Chronologically, this is the second story in the "Fortress!verse" AU.

Dissolution I

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Title: Disorderly Conduct
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: G
Spoilers: refers to a scene from the "Reign of the Supermen" arc (Text refers to "Superman", since Superboy was referring to himself as such at the time)
Warnings: AU
Prompt/Fill: from daggerpen -- "Kon/Tana, cop AU. (IDEK…)"
Word Count: 498
Summary: This definitely never happened to the original Superman...
Word of the Day: incondite, adjective:
1. Ill-constructed; unpolished: incondite prose.
2. Crude; rough; unmannerly.

Note: Yes, there's a teeny cameo from a crossover cornerstone character. Why the hell not?

Disorderly Conduct

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Title: No Stupid Questions
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress & Faile Neume
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: probably nothing, screw canon, we do what we want
Warnings: sex, frot, Kon-El/Jason Todd pairing
Word Count: 3506
Summary: ...You weren't supposed to know.
Note: The majority of this story was adapted from a roleplay chat that I had with Justine, hence she gets co-author credit. (Also the shift from Conner to Kon in text is deliberate.)

Word of the Day: crib, verb:
1. To pilfer or steal, especially to plagiarize.
crib, noun:
5. Informal. A. A translation, list of correct answers, or other illicit aid used by students while reciting, taking exams, or the like; pony. B. Plagiarism. C. A petty theft.
8. Any confined space.
9. Slang. A house, shop, etc., frequented by thieves or regarded by thieves as a likely place for burglarizing.
Note: "Crib" has six definitions as a verb, and seventeen definitions as a noun, so I just cut the ones that inspired me with this.

No Stupid Questions

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Title: Taste Test
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: G
Spoilers: set during Superboy's Hero of Hawaii days (probably around the late #30s)
Warnings: none really
Prompt/Fill: wrench-wench on Tumblr prompted -- Tana Moon/Superboy. The prompt is "gelato vs. ice cream"
Word Count: 533
Summary: No accounting for it...
Word of the Day: esculent, adjective:
Suitable for use as food; edible.

Taste Test

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Title: If the Moment Ever Comes
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: PG
Spoilers: none that I know of? Maybe for future interludes of "You, Me, and Baby -- And Butler Makes Four"
Prompt/Fill: Any, any, Give me your kisses, I'll give you my heart
Warnings: babies, mild language, Kon-El/Jason Todd pairing
Word Count: 1035
Summary: Little stolen moments...

Word of the Day: alembic, noun:
1. Anything that transforms, purifies, or refines.
2. A vessel with a beaked cap or head, formerly used in distilling.
(Alembic is derived from the Arabic word al-anbiq, which means "a distilling cup." It developed its broader meaning in the 1300s.)

If the Moment Ever Comes

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To be clear, I don't care if you ship something I don't ship. (In this case, Tim/Kon.) I don't care if you write/read/draw subjects like abuse -- or incest, rape, or torture. It's all fictional, and as long as it stays that way, we're cool.

I couldn't avoid the picture that spawned this fic, because: it was on Tumblr, I track the "Superboy" tag, and Tumblr Savior refuses to work for me. And it bothered me to see this was something that people thought was cute or funny... because all I could see was the behavior that read "abusive" to me. So I just wanted to put a different spin on things.
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Title: Punching Bag
Author: D.L.SchizoAuthoress
Rating: PG, but mind the warning
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Tim/Kon with abusive behavior by significant other
Word Count: 172
Summary: It doesn't "hurt" him, but Kon is bothered anyway.
Note: Prompted by this sketch comic by ItoMaki-chan. It's part of a trend in fandom I don't agree with, but no disrespect to ItoMaki is meant with this ficlet. In a way I'm grateful that this inspired a fic.

Punching Bag

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Ignoring the reboot and terrible current canons in favor of my favorite time for Superboy.

Title: Late Nights
Author: D.L. SchizoAuthoress
Rating: G
Spoilers: the timeframe jumps a little for this series of fic, but it's almost all set during Superboy's "Hero in Hawaii" days; no spoilers unless you haven't read Superboy v3.
Warnings: het pairing, age gap
Word Count: 877
Summary: Superboy protests all-nighters.

Late Nights

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