I've had a hankering to hack a meme...

[schizoauthoress]

So here we go again!

SchizoAuthoress is the name... I am

admirer, adult, alien, ambi-brained, ambigender, animal lover, artsy, aunt, beautiful, bi-romantic, big sister, bitch, bottom, bright, brunette, canine, cat lover, complex, confidant, creative, daughter, different, dog lover, dork, drama queen, dreamer, everything, fabulous, fangirl, female-born, feminist, freak, free, friend, full of love, gender fluid, genetic woman, grammar police, human, insane, introvert, kitty, lady, Ms., manly-hearted woman, me, monogamist, myself, niece, no thank you, odd, passionate, peopleemotional, peopleplatonic, person, pervert, polysnuggler, pro-choice, queer-friendly, quiz whore, random, romantic, sassy, schizophrenic, self-defined, sensitive, sexy, she-bitch, sister, slut, snuggly, spiritual, subconsciously male, suicidal, survivor, sweet, trustworthy, twin-spirit, understanding, uninterested, unspecified, versatile, weird, whatever, who cares, woman, working class, XX, zombie hunter

So who the hell are you?