Oct. 17th, 2006

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x. Name: Danielle D.
x. Nicknames: Dani, Dan, Dani-chan, Schiz, Schizzie, Nene, Neneng, Kulala, Auth, Auntie Dan, Little Tree, Scary Lady, Dan-Dan
x. Age: 21
x. Birthdate: July 5, 1985
x. Birthplace: Alexandria, LA
x. Current location: Bothell, WA
x. Zodiac Sign: Cancer
x. Heritage: Filipino (with the usual bit of Spanish blood) and Pennsylvanian white person
x. Eye Color: Brown
x. Hair Color: Black/Brown with a few grey hairs
x. Job: Fred Meyer "Hi, can I help you?" girl
x. Label yourself: I always break the labels
x. One strength: You....will not...bring...me...DOWN!
x. One weakness: My Little Ponies
x. Fears: Being alone, speaking in front of groups, the sight of my own blood
x. Right, lefty or ambidextrous? Right handed.

-LOVE-
x. Marital Status: In a relationship and practically married despite my parents' belief to the contrary
x. If single, do you have someone in mind?
x. Ever been in love? Several times
x. In love right now? Yes
x. Believe in love at first sight? In a way. Perhaps a person can love someone upon first sight, but it depends on whether or not they are ready to accept that love.
x. Believe in true love? Yes.
x. Believe in soul mates? Yes.
x. Who was your first kiss? Sadly, Leonard
x. Who was the last person to break your heart? I refuse to keep track of how many times my heart has been broken.
x. Your celebrity crush? Nothing serious anymore. I still think Elden Henson is the best actor ever, though...
x. Do you think it is possible for people to love more than once? Yes, of course. Otherwise, we'd all be Pyramus and Thisbe (Romeo and Juliet for you heathens!).

-FAMILY-
x. How would you describe your family? Utterly psychotic and full of hypocrites.
x. What are your parents' names? Mother-figures: Lynda, Lori, and Mary...Father-figures: Fred, Randy
x. Are they still together? Separated? Divorced, both parents remarried once.
x. Do you still live with them? Sadly, yes.
x. Which do you get along with the best? Lori, if only because she's so laid-back.
x. Siblings? One annoying step-brother, two self-centered step-sisters, one brother I actually like, a "brother"-in-law who can be pretty damn irritating when he wants to be, three half-brothers-in-law, two half-sisters-in-law, and one former-kind-of-sister-in-law that I hear funny-sad-pathetic stories about from Adam. And one older godsister.

-SEX-
x. Sexual Orientation: Bisexual, although I've only been with guys.
x. Are you a virgin? No
x. If not, when did you lose it? Valentine's Day
x. Where was the first place you had sex? In a bed.
x. Where was the last place you had sex? On the floor.
x. Where was the weirdest place you had sex? My aunt's bathroom
x. What draws you to the opposite sex? Personality more than anything, really.
x. Which do you prefer? Having sex, making love, or fucking? Each has a certain appeal, but making love, definitely.
x. Given/gotten a hickey? Given, though I didn't intend to. Gotten...possibly once, though he's pretty careful...
x. Kissed the same sex? I came really, really close once.
x. Your favorite places to be kissed are: Left side of the neck.

-HAVE YOU?-
x. Ever gotten drunk? Yeah.
x. Drugs? Couple times.
x. Punched someone the face? Choked someone once.
x. Ever been arrested? No.
x. Ever fired a gun? No.
x. Ever been cheated on? No, and I never will be.
x. Used someone? ...Yeah, probably.
x. Ever played Spin the bottle? Yeah, with a cordless phone instead of a bottle.
x. Ever gone to a party where you were the only sober person? Well, Adam and I. We left when they broke out the bong, though...

-DO YOU?-
x. Sing in the shower? Yeah, sometimes.
x. Call people back? Yes.
x. Have your driver's license? Bwahaaha, no.
x. Knock on wood? Every so ofen
x. Like roller coasters? Yes!
x. Write in cursive or print? I can do either. Print for speed, cursive for disguise.
x. Like your handwriting? When I'm not being all syldexic about it. (Possibly only Keith and Adam will get the joke.)
x. Want to get married? Of course.
x. Want to one day have children? Not really.
x. Have your kids names picked out already? No. I used to, though.
x. Play an instrument? Unfortunately, no.
x. Sprechen sie deutsche? Ja, einige.
x. Habla espanol? Si, pero no mas bien.
x. Have piercings? Two studs in each ear.
x. Have tattoos? I have plans.
x. Consider yourself tolerant of others? To the most logical point of tolerance.
x. Believe there is life on other planets? It would be very ethnocentric not to.

-OTHER-
x. If you were stranded on a deserted island, which three things would you just have to have with you? Adam, a machete, and a blueprint for a sailboat.
x. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but haven't done? White-water rafting.
x. Make three wishes. No thanks.
x. If you were a super hero, what would your power be? Pyrokinesis.
x. If the world floods and you could only save one species, what would it be? Excluding humans because I'd be saving myself and naturally Adam: Dogs.
x. What would you buy if you won the lottery? I wouldn't buy anything. I'd invest my money in Shawn and Adam's plans.
x. What's the first song that pops into your head? "Enter Sandman," Metallica.
x. Make a confession: I've made my confession to someone who can keep my confidence already.
x. You're about to die -- If you could tell the world ONE thing, what would it be? It is up to each of us to fight evil in our own lives.
x. Imagine that you can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Johnny Knoxville. He might be cool with it, the jackass....
x. Imagine that you just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Mesa, AZ.
x. If at birth you could select the profession your child would eventually pursue, would you do so? Hell no!
x. If you had the choice of living forever, would you? Not if I had to be alone.
x. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what is says:
"She braided their hair for them and perfumed them with the aroma of her own body." (from my World Mythology textbook.)
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x. Name: Danielle D.
x. Nicknames: Dani, Dan, Dani-chan, Schiz, Schizzie, Nene, Neneng, Kulala, Auth, Auntie Dan, Little Tree, Scary Lady, Dan-Dan
x. Age: 21
x. Birthdate: July 5, 1985
x. Birthplace: Alexandria, LA
x. Current location: Bothell, WA
x. Zodiac Sign: Cancer
x. Heritage: Filipino (with the usual bit of Spanish blood) and Pennsylvanian white person
x. Eye Color: Brown
x. Hair Color: Black/Brown with a few grey hairs
x. Job: Fred Meyer "Hi, can I help you?" girl
x. Label yourself: I always break the labels
x. One strength: You....will not...bring...me...DOWN!
x. One weakness: My Little Ponies
x. Fears: Being alone, speaking in front of groups, the sight of my own blood
x. Right, lefty or ambidextrous? Right handed.

-LOVE-
x. Marital Status: In a relationship and practically married despite my parents' belief to the contrary
x. If single, do you have someone in mind?
x. Ever been in love? Several times
x. In love right now? Yes
x. Believe in love at first sight? In a way. Perhaps a person can love someone upon first sight, but it depends on whether or not they are ready to accept that love.
x. Believe in true love? Yes.
x. Believe in soul mates? Yes.
x. Who was your first kiss? Sadly, Leonard
x. Who was the last person to break your heart? I refuse to keep track of how many times my heart has been broken.
x. Your celebrity crush? Nothing serious anymore. I still think Elden Henson is the best actor ever, though...
x. Do you think it is possible for people to love more than once? Yes, of course. Otherwise, we'd all be Pyramus and Thisbe (Romeo and Juliet for you heathens!).

-FAMILY-
x. How would you describe your family? Utterly psychotic and full of hypocrites.
x. What are your parents' names? Mother-figures: Lynda, Lori, and Mary...Father-figures: Fred, Randy
x. Are they still together? Separated? Divorced, both parents remarried once.
x. Do you still live with them? Sadly, yes.
x. Which do you get along with the best? Lori, if only because she's so laid-back.
x. Siblings? One annoying step-brother, two self-centered step-sisters, one brother I actually like, a "brother"-in-law who can be pretty damn irritating when he wants to be, three half-brothers-in-law, two half-sisters-in-law, and one former-kind-of-sister-in-law that I hear funny-sad-pathetic stories about from Adam. And one older godsister.

-SEX-
x. Sexual Orientation: Bisexual, although I've only been with guys.
x. Are you a virgin? No
x. If not, when did you lose it? Valentine's Day
x. Where was the first place you had sex? In a bed.
x. Where was the last place you had sex? On the floor.
x. Where was the weirdest place you had sex? My aunt's bathroom
x. What draws you to the opposite sex? Personality more than anything, really.
x. Which do you prefer? Having sex, making love, or fucking? Each has a certain appeal, but making love, definitely.
x. Given/gotten a hickey? Given, though I didn't intend to. Gotten...possibly once, though he's pretty careful...
x. Kissed the same sex? I came really, really close once.
x. Your favorite places to be kissed are: Left side of the neck.

-HAVE YOU?-
x. Ever gotten drunk? Yeah.
x. Drugs? Couple times.
x. Punched someone the face? Choked someone once.
x. Ever been arrested? No.
x. Ever fired a gun? No.
x. Ever been cheated on? No, and I never will be.
x. Used someone? ...Yeah, probably.
x. Ever played Spin the bottle? Yeah, with a cordless phone instead of a bottle.
x. Ever gone to a party where you were the only sober person? Well, Adam and I. We left when they broke out the bong, though...

-DO YOU?-
x. Sing in the shower? Yeah, sometimes.
x. Call people back? Yes.
x. Have your driver's license? Bwahaaha, no.
x. Knock on wood? Every so ofen
x. Like roller coasters? Yes!
x. Write in cursive or print? I can do either. Print for speed, cursive for disguise.
x. Like your handwriting? When I'm not being all syldexic about it. (Possibly only Keith and Adam will get the joke.)
x. Want to get married? Of course.
x. Want to one day have children? Not really.
x. Have your kids names picked out already? No. I used to, though.
x. Play an instrument? Unfortunately, no.
x. Sprechen sie deutsche? Ja, einige.
x. Habla espanol? Si, pero no mas bien.
x. Have piercings? Two studs in each ear.
x. Have tattoos? I have plans.
x. Consider yourself tolerant of others? To the most logical point of tolerance.
x. Believe there is life on other planets? It would be very ethnocentric not to.

-OTHER-
x. If you were stranded on a deserted island, which three things would you just have to have with you? Adam, a machete, and a blueprint for a sailboat.
x. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but haven't done? White-water rafting.
x. Make three wishes. No thanks.
x. If you were a super hero, what would your power be? Pyrokinesis.
x. If the world floods and you could only save one species, what would it be? Excluding humans because I'd be saving myself and naturally Adam: Dogs.
x. What would you buy if you won the lottery? I wouldn't buy anything. I'd invest my money in Shawn and Adam's plans.
x. What's the first song that pops into your head? "Enter Sandman," Metallica.
x. Make a confession: I've made my confession to someone who can keep my confidence already.
x. You're about to die -- If you could tell the world ONE thing, what would it be? It is up to each of us to fight evil in our own lives.
x. Imagine that you can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Johnny Knoxville. He might be cool with it, the jackass....
x. Imagine that you just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Mesa, AZ.
x. If at birth you could select the profession your child would eventually pursue, would you do so? Hell no!
x. If you had the choice of living forever, would you? Not if I had to be alone.
x. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what is says:
"She braided their hair for them and perfumed them with the aroma of her own body." (from my World Mythology textbook.)
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